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Tuesday, December 18, 2018
The DOE Says No To Santa Claus.
According to the DOE, Santa Claus was refused a job with them because he is politically incorrect and cannot be hired by the DOE in any capacity. Why has the DOE banned Santa Claus from employment? Here's why.
Santa Claus puts children on his lap without their permission and calls girls hoes.
Bullying and Corporal Punishment:
Santa Claus allows poor Rudolf to be bulled by other reindeer pulling his sled and threatens to put coal in the stocking of children who are bad.
Breaking And Entering:
Santa Claus goes down chimneys without approval of the homeowner and steals milk and cookies.
Santa Claus makes a list and checks it twice to determine if the child is naughty or nice. According to the DOE no child is naughty.
Poor Santa Claus, he will never get a job with the DOE.